Customers

10 things i wish i could say to customers with getting fired


1) Yes auntie your baby might be cute but that wont stop me from choking the life
out of it with you dont get it off my product



2) Of cos we have cheap things around here *stares at her*



3) gee thanks for messing up my products and let me do all the cleaning up, while
i am at it shall i clean your house too




4) of course i will carry your bags to the taxi 4 storeys down !!! Shall i change
your babies diapers and do the dishes for you too ?




5) yes you look like a giant cow




6) i am simpily astounded at ur amazing preception to not notice the various other
products lying around that has been deliberatly opened so that you would not have
to open a new one to test it out and instead you choose to do so




7) why would i want to stop ur child ? you'll be the one paying anyway




8) yes we have discounts as indicated by the GIANT DISPLAY SIGN infront of your face




9) no no i am not making faces at your child




10) !@#$ you